Top ten reasons why Britany sucks...

10.She has NO talent
9.She has no idea what a real shirt is
8.Her dancers are the show
7.She wouldnt have even been on the MMC club if their first choice could have moved to Orlando
6.She wouldnt have a record deal if it wasnt for #7
5.She sings to her cousin
4.The tan is fake
3.She trys to hide her Lousiana accent
2.She used to be in Innosense
1.Just take my word for it "she sucks"




Some more Parody I am sure you will enjoy



"CrAzY"
Bay-Bay I'm so into you
But you don't love me, what can I do?
Bay-Bay your runnin' around
Tryin' to stop me from singin' a sound
Eve-ry time you reject me-
I wear less clothes, its real easy to see
I am so slutty
Can't dance a beat
With Everybody
I Like To Sleep
o-o-o Slutty-
cuz it just feels right
when you see me please don't run away in fright
You Tell me- I look slutty
That more clothing is what you wanna see
I tell you, your in a bad mood
You can't attract skanks with that attitude
Eve-ry time I look at you
You tell me not to, what can I do?
I am so slutty
Can't dance a beat
With Everybody
I Like To Sleep
o-o-o Slutty-
cuz it just feels right
when you see me please don't run away in fright
*BREAK*
SLUT!
I am so slutty
Can't dance a beat
With Everybody
I Like To Sleep
o-o-o Slutty-
cuz it just feels right
when you see me please don't run away in fright

"CrAzY"
Baby, I’m into my boobs,
I just got implants,
Cuz I need to fool you.
Baby, it ain’t working out,
You just don’t like me,
Cuz my implants fell out.
Everytime I look at you,
You look at me like,
I’m just a big fool.
I drive you crazy,
You just can’t sleep,
Your not excited,
Now we won’t meet.
Oh Oh Oh Crazy,
It don’t feel so right,
You don’t think of me,
Like I do all night.
Just Tell me,
the whole truth,
Am I as ugly,
As your Aunt Ruth.
Tell me, I’m better than that,
Please don’t you lie,
But I guess that is that.
Everytime I look at you,
You look at me like,
I’m just a big fool.
I drive you crazy,
You just can’t sleep,
Your not excited,
Now we won’t meet.
Oh Oh Oh Crazy,
It don’t feel so right,
You don’t think of me,
Like I do all night.
[BREAK]
FAKE!
I drive you crazy,
You just can’t sleep,
Your not excited,
Now we won’t meet.
Oh Oh Oh Crazy,
It don’t feel so right,
You don’t think of me,
Like I do all night.

"....Baby One More Time"
Oh Bitchney, Bitchney,
I think you’re a sleazy ho,
without a hint of talent,
Oh Bitchney, Bitchney,
There’s something wrong with your toe,
It’s bigger than this planet,

Your hair looks unhealthy, Your extensions,
look fake,
No it don’t look good,
You’re talentless,
It’s killing me,
And I, I must confess,
You sing off key(sing off key),
Can’t hit the right notes in any line,
Why do you whine?
You should practice overtime,
Oh Bitchney, Bitchney,
We all know it isn’t true,
Your first kiss wasn’t Justin,
Oh Bitchney, Bitchney,
Please tell us it isn’t true,
You’re sleeping with your cousin,
Surely,
Your eyes look too droopy,
We all wonder if you’re inbred,
No one knows,
Your ugliness,
Is killing me,
And I, I must confess,
You’re such a sleaze (such a sleaze),
We see right through you,
You’re talentless,
Give it a rest,
All you do is flash your chest,
Oh Bitchney, Bithney,
Your hair’s been chewed by a goat,
Oh Bitchney, Bitchney,
There’s something stuck in your throat,
I must confess,
That you’re talentless,
It’s killing me now,
Don’t you know I still beleive,
That you’re an inbreed,
And how you got signed,
Jive must have been deaf and blind

"CrAzY"

Baby
I'm so into you
But your not the only one
That I've ever screwed
Baby
You spin me around
My hair extentions
Fall right to the ground
Everytime you look at me
I do my shimmy
And you start to flee
Loving you means so much more
But its not as fun to me as being a whore
*chorus*
I drive you crazy
You just cant sleep
I'm so annoying
And, I'm such a geek
Oh crazy
I wear cloths to tight
Baby thinking of me
Keeps me busy all night
You tell me
I look like a goat
And I cant even
Reach a high note
Dont tell me
You wanna be free
Just cuz my make-up
Is done all shitty
Loving you means so much more
But its not as fun to me as being a whore
*chorus*
I drive you crazy
You just cant sleep
I'm so annoying
And, I'm such a geek
Oh crazy
I wear cloths to tight
Baby thinking of me
Keeps me busy all night
Crazy
I'm so confused
I'm such a ditz
And I have fake boobs
Crazy
But they feel alright
Every day and every night
*chorus*
I drive you crazy
You just cant sleep
I'm so annoying
And, I'm such a geek
Oh crazy
I wear cloths to tight
Baby thinking of me
Keeps me busy all night

"Sometimes"
I tell you I'm in love with you...
Like I cant keep my silicone away from you
u dont really want to stay
Everytime i come near you
you move away
U cannot blieve in anything i say
its all a big lie
u dont really want me
im a fag
Theres thing about me
u dont want to know
CHORUS:
sometimes you run
SOMetimes you hide
you're always scared of me
but all you really want is to
choke me tight
not see me day or night
all i do is waste your time
You sont want to be with me
Everytime i flash my chest
you wonder why
You dont want my silicone
You see that I'm
just a plastic bitch
You cannot blieve in anything that i say
its all a big lie
you dont really want me
im a fag
theres things about me
u dont want to know
Dont hang around or youll see
theres places youd rather be
u dont love me, u cant trust my shit
the way that I trust in me
Chorus


"CrAzY"
Baby, I'm into me
I just got implants,
Cuz I don't like feeling like
a small chested wee
Baby, I feel like shit
You just hate me
Cause I should live in a pit(and I don't)
Everytime I look at me
I look back like
I'm just a cow
I drive myself crazy
I just can't sleep
Knowing that I look like
A big crap heap!
Oh Oh Oh Crazy,
I'm just an ugly cow
You don't bother to include me in your thoughts
I'm so depressed,I'm going to smoke pot
Just Tell me,
the whole truth(I know I'm a hick)
What looks better on me?
Pink Vinyl or Pink Plastic?
Tell me, It's vinyl
Because with plastic,I look like a rhino
Everytime I look at in the mirror,
I look back
Like I'm just a cow
I drive myself crazy
I just can't sleep
Knowing that I look like
A big crap heap!
Oh Oh Oh Crazy,
I'm just an ugly cow
You don't bother to include me in your thoughts
I'm so depressed,I'm going to smoke pot
[BREAK]
FAKE!
I drive myself crazy
Am I a D cup?
Or am I just as flat
as a pup?
Oh Oh Oh Crazy,
I'm just an ugly cow
You don't bother to include me in your thoughts
I'm so depressed,I'm going to smoke pot




"Sometimes
I told all my secrets to you
I couldn't keep my mouth
shut, oh what to do! Then
you told me I was a slut,
and then I rolled in the mud.
I wanna believe in every
thing that you say, but
it sounds sooo rude. Even
though it is true, go
slow, I wanna get every thing down on paper
so everyone can know.
You always run!
You always hide! You're
always so scared of me! But
all I really want is to
be your bride, do it inside,
then you can tell me
that I am a bitch all you want.
I said that I wanted to be with
you!!dammit can't I get
it through?! Why don't you
think I am hot? I always strip
for you a lot!!
People think that I am a slutty ho!
Oh baby is that the reason
why you want to go?
Is it that I don't have a good
reputation? Cause there's things
about me, no one want to know!
You always run!
You always hide! You're
always so scared of me! But
all I really want is to
be your bride, do it inside,
then you can tell me
that I am a slut all you want.
Then you can tell me that
I am a slut all you want!